This episode is weak. The writers couldn’t come up with one good idea, so they just threw a bunch of endings at us with the hope that we would enjoy at least one. This is not an interesting experience. It’s a test of patience.

They want us to keep watching the same events play out, with some events slightly altered just to keep us engaged. This shows a bleak future for television, where the creators don’t have to worry about quality. When everything is an interactive experience, there doesn’t need to be any good stories; there just needs to be more stories.

I don’t know. Maybe you think I’m being too mean. Should I calm down, or keep going?